Cries the Madman in his Laboratory
Written by: Jake Sinister
Battle scars
From heated debates
A string 'round his finger
That man that he hated
"Vengeance will be mine!"
Cries the mad man in his laboratory
"Vengeance on that swine!"
Cries the mad man in his laboratory
Hidden away
Plotting and producing
Drinking his poison
Temper inducing
"Onward, my soldiers!"
Cries the mad man in his laboratory
"Rain down on him like boulders!"
Cries the mad man in his laboratory
Steel giants
In fedoras and long coats
His army charges forward
A pink carnation every robot totes
"Alas I am defeated!"
Cries the mad man in his laboratory
"Mine soldiers retreated!"
Cries the mad man in his laboratory
The enemy did give
A strong verbal lasing
Sending the mad man's
Army down crashing
"Vengeance will be mine!"
Cries the mad man in his laboratory
"Vengeance on that swine!"
Cries the mad man in his laboratory